I went to my psychiatrist To be psychoanalyzed To find out why I killed the cat And blacked my husband's eyes. He laid me on a downy couch To see what he could find, So this is what he dredge-ed up From my subconscious mind: Refrain: Hey, libido, Bats in the belfry, Jolly Old Sigmund Freud. |
When I was one, my mommy hid My dolly in a trunk, And so it follows naturally That I am always drunk. When I was two, I saw my father Kiss the maid one day, And that is why I suffer now From kleptomania. Refrain: At three, I had the feeling of Ambivilance towards my brothers, And so it follows naturally I poisoned all my lovers. But I am happy; now I've learned The lesson this has taught; That everything I do that's wrong - Is someone else's fault. Refrain: |
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