Mrs Jaypher found a wafer Which she stuck upon a note; This she took and gave the cook. Then she went and bought a boat, Which she paddled down the stream, Shouting, 'Ice produces cream, Beer when churned produces butter! Henceforth all the words I utter Distant ages thus shall note - "From the Jaypher Wisdom-Boat."'

Mrs Jaypher said, 'It's safer If you've lemons in your head; First to eat, a pound of meat, And then to go at once to bed. Eating meat is half the battle, Till you hear the Lemons rattle! If you don't, you'll always moan, In a Lemoncolly tone; For there's nothing half so dreadful,       as Lemons in your head.

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