The Crack was Ninety in the Isle of Man

Melody -

1. Well, weren't we the rare oul stock
Spent the evening getting locked
Up in the Ace o hearts
Where the high stools were engaging
Over the Butt Bridge down the dock
The boat she sailed at 5 o'clock
"Hurry boys, now" said Whack
Or before we're there we'll all be back
Carry him if you can
The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.

2. Before we reached the Alexander base
The ding dong we surely did raise
In the bar of the ship we had great sport
As the boat she sailed out of the port
Landed up in the Douglas head
Enquired for a vacant bed
The dining room we soon got shown
By a decent woman up the road
Lads, eat it if you can
And the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.

3. Next morning we went for a ramble
Round viewed the sights of Douglas town
Then we went for a nighty session
In a pub they call Dick Darbies
We must have been drunk by half past three
To sober up we went swimming in the sea
Back to the digs for the spruce up
And while waitin' for the fry
We all drew up our plan
The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.
  4. That night we went to Texas Bar
Came back down by horse and car
Met Big Jim and all went in
To drink some wine in Yate's
The Liverpool Judies it was said
Were all to be found in the Douglas head
McShane was there in his suit and shirt
Them foreign girls he was trying to flirt
Sayin "Here girls, I'm your man"
And the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.

5. Whacker fancied his good looks,
On an Isle of Man woman he was struck
But a Liverpool lad was by her side
And he was throwin' the jar into her
Whacker thought he'd take a chance
He asked the quare one out to dance
Around the floor they stepped it out
And to Whack it was no bother
Everything was goin' to plan
The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.

6. The Isle of Man woman fancied
Whack your man stood there till his mates came back
Whack! they all whacked into Whack
And Whack was whacked out on his back
The police force arrived as well
Banjoed a couple of them as well
Landed up in the Douglas jail
Until the Dublin boat did sail
Deported every man
The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.


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